Sunday, April 26, 2015

Farmer Ted's Farm


Farmer Ted bought a new bull
And tied it in the shed.

A little mouse squeaked at it
And the bull saw red!

The bull bucked and roared
And frightened the dainty little ducks.

They fled down the road
And so collided the trucks.

The dogs barked, the donkeys brayed
The geese cackled, the horses neighed.

The noise alarmed the farmer’s wife
And she got up on a chair.

She clung to it for dear life
And screamed for hubby dear.

The chair tripped and fell over
And she broke her right arm.

Oh, what a terrible day it was
For Farmer Ted’s farm!









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